"Try Washington Square Park, Madame."
This is a submission from my co-worker.
GUEST: Hi. I need some marijuana.
GUEST: I mean, it’s medical. I have a card.
CO-WORKER: Oh, well, it’s not legal here in New York so we have no dispensaries in the city.
GUEST: But I have a card.
CO-WORKER: But we have no place you can fill it. We don’t have medicinal marijuana legalized here.
GUEST: So how do people get weed?
CO-WORKER: Well… dealers.
GUEST: So give me a number for a dealer.
CO-WORKER: I’m prohibited from doing that because it’s illegal.
GUEST: No, no, no, no, no! I’m from Colorado. It’s LEGAL THERE.